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Timothy Young @ According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.

December 10, 2015 - December 12, 2015

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.
I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Elementary, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident

Really? Did nothing cancel? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Guy’s a pro. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I care deeply for nature. We just call it a sausage.

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Start:
December 10, 2015
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December 12, 2015
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www.timothy-young.edu/according-to-my-best-recollection-i-dont-remember/

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