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Primatech

Army had half a day. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Whoa, this guy's straight? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't […]

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Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME […]

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Millers Market & Deli

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. How did your brain even learn human speech? Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math […]

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#1 Sandwiches in Clearwater