Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. 'Watson' he says, 'look up in the sky and tell me what you see.' 'I see millions of stars, Holmes,' says Watson. 'And what do you conclude from that, Watson?' Watson thinks […]
Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. 'Watson' he says, 'look up in the sky and tell me what you see.' 'I see millions of stars, Holmes,' says Watson. 'And what do you conclude from that, Watson?' Watson thinks […]
He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I care deeply for nature. I've opened a door here that I regret. I'm afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There's only one man I've […]
He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I care deeply for nature. I've opened a door here that I regret. I'm afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There's only one man I've […]
Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there […]
Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there […]
Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot […]
Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em. Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in […]
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, […]
