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Bailey Continental Co Div Babcock

December 16, 2015 @ 1:14 pm - 6:14 pm

Free

Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Let’s go be bad guys! How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. I cannot abide useless people.
Steve Holt! Whoa, this guy’s straight? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I’ve opened a door here that I regret.

How did your brain even learn human speech? Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother?

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Date:
December 16, 2015
Time:
1:14 pm - 6:14 pm
Cost:
Free
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Website:
http://bailey-continental-co-div-babcock.org

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