Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course.

Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Army had half a day. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Well, what do you expect, mother? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.