Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Elementary, my dear Watson. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.
I’m afraid I just blue myself. I care deeply for nature. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That’s why you always leave a note! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day.

Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Guy’s a pro. Well, what do you expect, mother? What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Really? Did nothing cancel? We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.