That’s why you always leave a note! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel?
I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. How did your brain even learn human speech?

Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary, my dear Watson. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Whoa, this guy’s straight? I’ve opened a door here that I regret. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.