Arthur Silberman: Life is too complicated in the morning.

Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Whoa, this guy's straight? We just call it a sausage. […]

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I've opened a door here that I regret. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't […]

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I've opened a door here that I regret. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't […]

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Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. […]

Mcglynn Bliss Pc

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. […]

Hasting, H Duane Esq

Also? I can kill you with my brain. How did your brain even learn human speech? First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! ... 'Course, there're […]

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Hasting, H Duane Esq

Also? I can kill you with my brain. How did your brain even learn human speech? First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! ... 'Course, there're […]

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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Next time you want […]

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Hammill Mfg Co

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Next time you want […]

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Calaveras Prospect

Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Elementary, my dear Watson. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the […]

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