Arthur Silberman: Life is too complicated in the morning.
Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Whoa, this guy's straight? We just call it a sausage. […]