You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the […]
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg […]
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, […]
You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em. Shoot 'em? […]
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary, my dear Watson. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't […]
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, […]
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. How did your brain even learn human speech? Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math […]
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME […]
