Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg […]
That's why you always leave a note! I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I care […]
That's why you always leave a note! I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I care […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, […]
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? Course you couldn't buy an invite […]
Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Steve Holt! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best […]
Well, what do you expect, mother? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Whoa, this guy's straight? Whoa, this guy's straight? That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Ten percent of nothin' […]
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em. Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in […]
